Rec: Stories Originally Containing Editor's Warnings for Elves

In the early days of Shousetsu Bang*Bang, the editorial policy was to put a content warning on stories containing elves.[1] The following stories bore this important cautionary note:

• And All Through the House
• Bedtime Stories
• A Cold Winter Night
• Created Perfection
• Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
• Falling Action
• The Heart Eater's Children
• Jhaellyn's Bargain
• My Cousin My Hero
• Programming Magic
• The Night Before the Night Before Christmas
• Walter Farley is Rolling in his Grave