A Wizard Did It

A Wizard Did It by murasaki first appeared in issue Issue 95 in 2022.

Creator's Notes

Tags: noncon/dubcon, sex toys, anonymous sex, Long Distance Sex Enabled By Magic

This is my second contribution to SSBB, and the first one that really “counts” imo since the first one was a fairly short rush job.

I can’t find it on the internet now, but I swear I read the words “portal underwear” somewhere, as in underwear that you could stick things inside from anywhere due to hentai portal nonsense, and that was the initial spark that created this very dumb idea!

You’ll notice that the main character, Owen, is rarely named throughout the piece: I think that was intentional, because I wanted to create a concept-/kink-first SSBB submission rather than character-first. There are plenty of extremely lovely SSBB stories with developed characters that you grow to deeply care about way before they have sex, and I hope I can write a story like that someday. This was not the place for it, lol.

I basically wrote this story one scene at a time every couple of weeks and actually wasn’t motivated enough to finish it by the regular text deadline, but we hit the pinch-hit deadline and I pulled myself together enough to finish and revise it. I’m so glad to have it submitted! And as silly as this idea is, I’m glad to have it out there. Thanks to W2 for the tense and sex toy terminology advice :-) (One thing I learned during research is that 50 bucks is stupidly cheap for the kind of toy Erik is using, so no wonder he bought it used off FB Marketplace tbh).

I have sooo many ideas and I’m hoping I can contribute to the next few issues!